Thursday, September 18, 2008

All aboard! Next stop, Coupledom

Well, it's official. I have re-entered Coupledom. At first, I was excited, thrilled, swooning even. Now that the novelty has worn off, faint and distant memories of my last few trips to Coupledom are coming to the surface. I'm starting to remember the tourist traps, tacky souvenirs and travel drama:

a. extra or unexpected expenses (for dates, additional groceries, appropriate clothing so they don't think you're a hobo, etc.)
b. not-so-great accomodations (foreign presence in bed and nasal orchestra causing lack of sleep)
c. getting sick (passing the flu back and forth, getting the stomach flu from bad restaurant food that occured as a result of point a)
d. delays (two brown people meeting up for dinner, movies, etc., according to brown standard time)
e. language or cultural barriers (misunderstanding or miscommunication causing altercations)
f. transportation challenges (involving two-hour long bus rides just to meet for dinner, look back to point d and a).

Bah.

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3 Comments:

At September 25, 2008 6:49 PM , Blogger Lady Canyonero said...

As my gran mammy would say "you hush up now child". coupledom ain't so bad. If you play your cards right, you'll have a permenant DD

 
At September 30, 2008 10:35 AM , Blogger Jinkerjacket said...

yeah you're right...it ain't so bad. i discovered a miracle cure for the nighttime nasal orchestra. sleep has never been so good

 
At February 08, 2009 8:31 AM , Blogger Elspeth said...

:) Funny and true.

 

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