To the creepy Anonymous Stalker:
Ah! My friend Shakespeare - so dead and so broke -Many more artful words has he penned,
Than for which you or I could hope
- more crafty than your words which only offend.
Five cent'ries have taken this man whose verse,
Was born from feeling, heart, those things you lack,
For heart and sadness are what made the curse,
And of this you know naught, so why talk back?
You ask for a challenge, I can't accept
For this would be wasted on you, so weak,
Cowards are no match, as they are inept,
Unfit to know when a true heart doth speak.
Ah! Coward, there are few who write, 'tis true,
So few who write, as badly as you.
posted by Jinkerjacket @ 1:08 PM
6 Comments:
you know that sign ata the zoo that says "do not tap on glass"....i get the feeling that with this post you're banging away with a 2X4
lol..more like with a giant axe....to release the animals so the public can view them in full light....
I like this little diddy. People are odd to leave anonymous messages like that. And by the way, the picture of Orlando Bloom as an elf, creeps me right out.
lol thanks...yes i think it quite odd to leave anonmyous msgs on the blogs of people you dont know as well...and ps. creepy stalker..i know you're checking my blog..wuss..
lol really? orlando bloom as an elf creeps you out!??! haha oli and i looooved him this movie....but i'm a total sucker for the sensitive overly romanticized male...
I love Orlando as an elf...I think that look suits him the best! I'd love to become Mrs. Legolas. :)
heaheah you're gonna have to fight me for the role of Mrs. Legolas oli!!! :) hehe
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