Hot pick-up lines...
Random creepy guy at bar: "Hey there...who you looking for?"JJ: "No one..actually, just standin here...smokin.."
Random creepy guy at bar: "Are you sure you weren't looking for me? I think you were looking for me."
JJ: "No no...I'm pretty sure I was just standing here having a smoke."
Random creepy guy at bar: "You mean...you weren't looking for me? Don't you want to kiss me?"
JJ: "No no...I"m pretty sure I was just standing here having a smoke. Absolutely no desire to kiss you."
Random creepy guy at bar: "So you're sure then...that you don't want to kiss me?"
JJ: "...yep..."
Random creepy guy at bar: "Wow.".....
End scene.
Labels: boys
posted by Jinkerjacket @ 6:15 PM
4 Comments:
HAHAH...and you said you liked toronto boys....silly girl
haha, nice one
Hahaha, umm NYC guys can be creepy too. My sister and I went to this really nice rooftop patio..and stupid me who makes eye contact...actually it was by accident I look up and some dude is staring at me..decides to talk to me and ask "aren't you going to buy me a drink?" and i am like "excuse me, shouldn't you be buying me a drink?? AND on top of that, where are you friends?" and he's like "why you want me to go away?" and i am like "basically." but yet he still comes and sits down.
heahe girl....Toronto boys may be pretty to look at..but they sure as hell are creepy..i think i'll have to take my "Ode to Toronto Boys" back...*sniff*...
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